Dear Lappy,

…You are to be getting an upgrade very soon. I know I know, you've been with me through thick and thin. Not to

mention impromptu homework parties, planned homework parties and all nighters. But let's face it… your battery life

is pretty–how should I put this–egregious? Sure, why not. Thank you to my loving parents who have ordered us a

new battery, we wont have to worry about this embarrassment in public of you not lasting three seconds while unplugged.

Jump for joy everybody, for I'm going wireless.