Beet Stained

Beets, Beets, the more you eat the more you dry heave. It's real. Nikki and I are on this three day diet where they

tell you what to eat for every meal for the first three days of the week and then you can eat whatever you want for the

last four days of the week, without over doing it, of course. Downside: one of the items on the menu is pickled beets.

They taste fine, the smell is more on the stanky side, but when I chew those puppies, the bits want to slide down my

throat before I am ready to swallow, causing me to dry heave. Upside: beets are a pretty color, a color that seems

to get everywhere once you open the can. Super upside: this diet allows ice cream with every dinner, um, yes please.